Weirdos Are Creeping into Dorm Rooms at Duke


CBS North Carolina: A man was discovered by students in their Duke University dormitory room on Friday evening, school officials said in a campus-wide alert.

The man was found in a room when two students returned to their dorm on the West Campus area of Duke University, officials said.

The two students did not know the man, who was described as having a “short buzz cut” was about 6 feet to 6 feet 5 inches tall, the alert said.

The man, who left the area after he was discovered, was wearing khaki pants, tan shoes, and a long sleeve blue and white checked shirt, according to officials.

Yikes! Fucking yikes! This creeps me the eff out man. What could possibly be creepier than finding a stranger dressed in business casual clothing in your goddamn dorm room when you come back from a night out or dinner in the dining hall or class or any place at any time of the day or night. Night isn’t creepier than day in this situation either. I mean yeah it would be terrible at night but probably a little more predictable in terms of horror movie plots but midday would really throw people off.

Were their doors locked? How did he get in? Was there an exchange of conversation? Why was he wearing tan shoes? So many questions. Everyone better lock their freakin’ doors from this point forward cause this scenario is a freak-out. And btw, Duke students who are supposed to be so smart, there is a big ass difference between 6 ft and 6 ft 5. An inconspicuously dressed 6 ft. tall man could be anywhere fitting in but that guy in a 6 ft 5 version looks freakishly tall amongst the rest of us hobbits so he should be pretty easy to find.

Oh and one more thing, if you ever open your door and find a strange person standing there staring at you, this is exactly what you should do….


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