College Students: Learn From This Loon!

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cetusnews.com: Police say a central Wyoming man they arrested for public intoxication claimed he had travelled back in time to warn of an alien invasion.

Casper police say the man they encountered at 10.30pm on Monday claimed he was from the year 2048.

The man told police he was only able to time travel because aliens filled his body with alcohol. He noted that he was supposed to be transported to the year 2018, not this year.

Not all the college learning takes place in a classroom, sometimes it comes from a clever blog post intended to inform and entertain college students or those who know college students or those who wish they could go back to being college students cause they found out that life kind of went downhill after graduation. In this instance, you clever young drunkards can learn a thing or two from the guy in this article. Public intoxication is a serious problem in college. Mostly the problem arises when you get caught by the cops being publicly drunk otherwise it’s pretty much a solid outcome from a great night. So, if per chance your great night comes to a screeching halt by the flashing blue and red lights of a cop car, consider this excuse when trying to weasel your way out of a day in court followed by three months of probation a.k.a. three months that you have to dodge the cops when you’re publicly drunk.

“I was just abducted by aliens and they filled my body with alcohol and they weren’t supposed to send me back for another year at which point I would’ve been sober.”

I have every confidence that the cops will believe you and let you off with a warning.

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