What NOT To Do In College 101: Don’t Forget To Wash Your Sheets



You know what’s really gross? Dirty ass sheets. Those things you sleep on every night, drooling on, excreting some other kinds of bodily fluids on, those things you put your filthy feet into after you walked around the floor you haven’t vacuumed in nine weeks, those things you’ve been rolling around on with God only knows who/what, those things that are the only line of protection between you and the jailhouse level filthy mattress you’re sleeping on, yeah those things need to get washed.

If you start noticing a funky smell on your bed or worse on your body when you wake up in the morning….or afternoon, you’ve waited too long. If you see white spots on your groovy navy blue sheets that you can’t account for, you’ve waited too long. If you can’t remember the last time you’ve washed your sheets, then you have waited too daggone long.

So wash your sheets you filthy animal and stop being so gross! And btw, if your bath towel is so stiff it can stand up on it’s own, throw it in with the sheets and also…you’re gross.

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